A young couple were in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their wedding night.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, threw his pants to his new bride.
He said, “Here, put these on.”
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body, so the pants just dropped to the ground.
“I can't wear your pants,” she said.
“That's right,” said the husband, “and don't you ever forget it
I'm the one who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she threw him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
“Hell,” he said, ”I can't get into your panties!”
She replied, “That's right… and that's the way it is going to stay until you change your attitude.”