Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honour of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter
He flicked it on
It represents a candle, he said
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys
He shook them and said, “They're bells.” Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties
Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolise?”