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Dad Enters His Son's Room And Notices That Something Is Wrong

Dad Enters His Son's Room And Notices That Something Is Wrong

He wrote a note and left it in his room:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you

I had to elope with my new girlfriend Stacy, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice

However, I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, and punk clothes

Also, she is so much older than me.

But it's not only the passion, Dad

She's pregnant

Stacy said that we will be very happy

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better

She sure deserves it!

Don't worry, Dad

I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, Joshua


Dad, none of the above is true

I'm over at Jason's house

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table

Call when it's safe for me to come home!

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