Swim Or Screw

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face

Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”

“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me… tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?” “I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave

I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!.”

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sat at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face

Dave says “What are you so happy about today John?” “Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me… tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?' “Sure you can have a ride in my boat.” So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one

I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!.”

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer

Dave says “John, what are you so sad for?”

“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…

Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here

I had more wood than my boat does

She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?” “Sure you can have a ride in my boat.

“So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out… much further than the last two

I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ‘Its either screw or swim!!'

She pulled down her pants…

she had a dick, Dave !!! She had a great BIG dick!!!

Dave, I CAN'T SWIM!!!”