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The Difference In The Female Brain!

The Difference In The Female Brain!

The female brain works on a different tangent than male.

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life

In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I told her, “Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive

I'd much rather die!”

My wife got up from the sofa with a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox..

And then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and the beer from the fridge…