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The Man Was Distraught That His Wife Was Missing

The Man Was Distraught That His Wife Was Missing

Moishe goes into a police station to report that his wife Rebecca is missing.

Moishe: “I've lost my wife

She went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.”

Sergeant: “How tall is she, sir?”

Moishe: “I think she's 5 foot something.”

Sergeant: “And what about her build?”

Moishe: She's not slim, but she's not fat either.”

Sergeant: “What color are her eyes sir?”

Moishe: “Um… I can't remember.”

Sergeant: “And what about the color of her hair?”

Moishe: “It changes all the time depending on what hairdresser she goes to.”

Sergeant: “What clothes was she wearing when you last saw her?”

Moishe: “I don't know

It could have been a blue dress

Or maybe a black one

I don't remember exactly.”

Sergeant: “When she left to go shopping did she go by car?”

Moishe: “Yes she did.”

Sergeant: “And what is the make of the car?”

Moishe: “It's a high performance 560 HP Audi in a very special silver grey metallic paint

It has 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission and a 6.35 litre V12 engine generating at least 460 HP

It has the Z51 Super Performance Package; larger than normal alloy wheels; GT bucket seats; Satellite Navigation with world-wide coverage, and Direct Injection

It also unfortunately has a very thin scratch on the front left door

And… ”

At this point, Moishe starts to cry.

Sergeant: “Don't worry sir

We'll find your car.”