The New Head Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor
This emperor needed a new head samurai
So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai
The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly
WHOOOOOSH
The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, “That is very impressive!”
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai
The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOSH
WOOOOOOOSH
The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces! The emperor says, “That is really impressive!”
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Jewish samurai thinks, “If it works for the other two…” So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around
The emperor says in disappointment, “Why is the fly not dead?”
And the Jewish samurai replies – “Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!”
